Whenever I'm on a cruise ship and enjoying a game of Bingo for the chance to win big! money! (and because I need to digest the massive quantities of food I've eaten at the buffet before I can waddle back up to the pool), I get a hankering to change careers and become what I was destined to be: a Bingo caller.
Here's my best one:
"I wasn't born a princess, but I've always wanted to B1. B1, the square is B1."
I just need these Bingo bobby pins from Tefi's etsy, and I'm ready to go.